Zoo_zoo_zoo: dimag faadu shayari: ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissng ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissng abhi aap chote ho isliye *some text missing*
Ladki : mujh par shayari banao. shayar : in kali-kali zulfo se karti ho andhera. . . . in kali-kali zulfo se karti ho andhera. ho jao takli aur kar do savera..!
Chodumal khan sahab apni girlfriend ke chhod jane ke bad uski yaad mein dube rahte thhe. aur isi baat pe ek din unhone shayari likh di. zindagi par blue filmo ka saaya hai, chxxt ka sukh humne kaha paya hai, hum to sust rahte hai kisi ki yaad mein. log samjhte hai ki aaj fir muth mar ke aya hai :p
Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola: kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip stick hota ladki ne huste hue jawab diya: shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi k l*nd pe lage hotey.
"apni girlfriend ko shayari ke andaz mein kaisi samjhaye ki aapko uski yaad aati hai." chodumal khan sahab ne apni girlfriend ko sunayi gayi ek shayari barish ho aur zameen gili na ho, dhup nikle aur sarson pili na ho, to phir aap ne kaise soch liya ki, neend mein aap ki yaad aaye aur kachha geela na ho.
"ladkiya kaisi ch*di jati hai aur ch*dne ke baad kya hota hai, pade is choti si shayari mein" ch*di jaati hain ladkiyan… salw**r utarne ke baad… waah waah waaaaaah aage… ab aage kya? ? ? ? wapas pehen leti hai ch*d jaane ke baad. :d